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How do I talk to girls? - Gabe_sisson
Well, Gabe_sisson, usually moving your mouth and making noise works. Just be yourself, and be direct. Don’t give clues, don’t give hints, it’s not a game. It’s just life. Don’t overthink it.
How are babies made? - Several people
Well dearest that is something you should talk about with your mom or dad, but until then, here’s a picture of a stork.
How do I get boys to like me? - Paco.the.Taco345
Well Paco, boys really like it if you pet them. Feed them. Go on walks with them. And if all else fails, just run up and kiss them. I heard they like that. But really, just be direct, and fun to be around. Don’t ever settle, the right one will come along.